Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.
Jim call his boss a douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!
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a) To not lose to ANY competition on one's own home soil. (An Indiana Football Tradition)
b) to make a play and not be a weak dick.
c) to act like you have been there before and keep it real.
b) to make a play and not be a weak dick.
c) to act like you have been there before and keep it real.
a.) The Indiana Hoosiers are going to defend the rock next
Saturday against Purdue.
b) He defended the rock last night and laid pipe.
c) "Listen buddy, we don't know anyone here. So we have to go in, pound an excessive amount of diesel and defend the rock."
Saturday against Purdue.
b) He defended the rock last night and laid pipe.
c) "Listen buddy, we don't know anyone here. So we have to go in, pound an excessive amount of diesel and defend the rock."
by iLoveWAGS June 23, 2009
Get the Defend the Rock mug.1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.
Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?
You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.
Person: aaaah, nice.
You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.
Person: aaaah, nice.
by JackSpayed October 23, 2009
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Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
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