Desponse

A response to a message that was sent extremely late or out of a reasonable time frame.

From text message:

Girl-hey what you up to (sent 2:00pm)
Guy-nutin much kickin back at my casa btw sorry about my Desponse (sent 4:27 pm)
Girl-it's ok I was gonna invite you to the movies but we just got back from seeing it
Guy-oh. Damn

by Shainsworth of VTA March 30, 2009

Deponts

A fertile woman with fluctuations in weight and moods.

"I can't believe Susan from high school turned out to be a deponts!"

by DonkeyPuncher1 November 14, 2013

Deeping

To make something deep or take it too far

“It’s just banter, no need to deep it.”
“Yeah, stop deeping it”

by GodGamer69 December 8, 2020

Deepnined

The act of being silenced, halted, stopped, or blocked

Originates from "Deepnines" A company bent on blocking sites un-related to what it says, and more effectively slowing down the internet, or preventing most users from receiving any access at all.

Man 1: Check out this educational website I just found!
*Safari can't open the page "http://www.mathisfun.com" because your computer isn't connected to the Internet.*
Man 1: What!? I have 4 bars!
Man 2: Dude, you just got deepnined.

by Beermaker October 19, 2008

Delponte Syndrome

One's constant interest to copy those around he or she in a obsessive manner but not realizing he or she is doing it.

Hey, why are you wearing all black clothes like me now,you must have Delponte Syndrome.

Response: Why does it matter?

by chizzo December 21, 2007

Deeton

Also Deetun, Deetan, Deighton, Deightun, DEEETUNNNN!
Noun, the most awesomely, indescribably cool person in the universe, possibly a higher authority than God himself. Used to compare to something or someone immeasurably awesome or cool. Usually used in conjunction with the prefix "Get on.." as in "GET ON DEETUN!" to express a feeling of immense pleasure or excitement. Deetoning/Deetuning/Deetaning/Deightoning/Deightuning/DEETUNNNNIN' can be used as the adjective equivalent of Deetun to describe a person or object.

In this case Deetun is used as a metaphor -

*You well pimp slapped that suckah, you are well Deetun.*

In this case Deetun is used as a simile -
*Wow, Bruce Forsyth is almost as Deetun as me!*

In this case Deetun is included in the phrase "Get ON DEETUN!" -
*Dude I saw just that chick's thong!.. GET ON DEETUN!!*

In this case Deetun is adapted to Deetoning in the adjective form to describe an object -
*My new iPhone is WELL DEETONING!*

by YouDroppedYourGayCard October 18, 2009

depontication

to throw someone off a bridge

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.

by just a guy living in BKK October 20, 2013