Skip to main content

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.
"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022
mugGet the I'm Deceased mug.

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased

A term used when expressing positive emotions when something is found found agreeable, boujee and sometimes comical.
“Look at my new burkin handbag” Ooh Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

“I dropped my fake friend” Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!
by Giddy D October 27, 2023
mugGet the Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased mug.

decreaseifying

Purposely decrease the quality of a product to make it seem like you actually made it.
Him: Why you mad bro?
You: I am way to many assignments behind!
Him: That sucks bro, want the English essay due last Thursday?
You: Most def bro - You are the man!
Him: No problem! Just remember decreaseifying it.
You: You know it!
by KIA-- April 28, 2011
mugGet the decreaseifying mug.

degreaser

1. A cleaning chemical used in restaurants to get rid of grease
2. the bane of Italians
this stove needs degreaser to get clean
by Aaron Miles May 29, 2008
mugGet the degreaser mug.

heatus decreasus

The Harry Potter spell to make the tempature go down, BECAUSE IT GETS SO, FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!
*104 degrees*

Harry: HEATUS DECREASUS!
*drops down to 65 degrees
Harry: much better
by begone-clot September 8, 2018
mugGet the heatus decreasus mug.

im deceased

a term that wannabe hipsters use when they are trying to be original and don't want to say "I'm dead" like everyone else.
*at school*

person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.

wannabe hipster: im deceased

*on the internet*

person: whoah hes so hot it kills me

wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d
by a woodchuck named norris October 29, 2016
mugGet the im deceased mug.

degrease

Using paper-towels to take off the grease of your food. Most notably used on the top of cheese pizza.

Not to be confused with dabbing... someone degreasing will press down hard enough on the top of a pizza slice with a paper towel to make the sauce and ingredients spill out the side, where dabbers will just gently dab off the grease sitting on the very top of the cheese.
Guy1: Dude, how did you down an entire box of KFC potato wedges?

Guy2: I meticulously degreased every wedge. I used up half a roll of paper towels. Without that extra pound of grease, I could down two boxes in one sitting.

Guy1: Whatever, bitch.
by uprightnetizen October 7, 2009
mugGet the degrease mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email