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Decker Special

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman who is also receiving missionary intercourse from a different male partner. This act is usually done without any prior agreement between the parties invlovled.
Dude, last night Brian tried to pull a Decker Special when I was railing Maria in the laundry room, I think he licked more wiener than puss.
by Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky February 22, 2011
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Matt Decker

A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.
Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.

The test Matt Deckered me.

That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.

You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
by CaptKirk April 29, 2010
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Double Decker Dick

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.
David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.
by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017
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Leanna Decker

A bikini, lingerie and nude Playboy model. Once you've seen her, you could say she is the hottest redhead alive.
Standing at 5'4, loves rock music and has a body you would give anything for. 10/10
by Marsvolta 1988 April 24, 2014
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Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.
Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."
by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010
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Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
by huckabee January 11, 2008
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double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.
Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?
by double decker loo May 7, 2009
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