Dexcom

A chip/transmitter for diabetic people that implants into their body and measures information like blood sugar and other things. Although I have a suspicion that it makes the person WIFI/ Bluetooth compatible and can connect to the internet.

Me: Hey Jared, is that Dexcom supposed to make you WIFI compatible?

Jared: No! It’s supposed to measure my blood sugar!

Me: Huh, I can’t connect my phone to you. You need to update your software.
Jared: SHUT UP!

by therealpetergriffin May 31, 2023

dirty daxton

When you give the girl everything then disappear for a game then come back to screw her again.

Man... look how he just ran for the pokemon after fucking that girl now thats a dirty daxton

by thatyoutubehelper June 20, 2020

Daxon

Daxon is the kind of guy that is nice and sweet. He always helps you when you need him. He is a great friend and he is also loving. Daxon also loves basketball.

Daxon is a great friend.

by Suhh duee March 1, 2017

Dacota

A funny kid that's easy to be friends with. Usually short and has really good hair. But he's like a pet to every kind of girl at school. Its impossible to go out with him though cause he can't handle a relationship.

Girl 1: I really like Dacota but there's always so many girls flirting with him.
Girl 2: Yeah, i see him hugging girls allll the time

by lalalalalalalalalalalalalala* September 24, 2011

dixcore

If dicks is a word of frustration out of something unfortunate - dixcore is the very core element of that dicks. The being of gayshit, the penultimate fucked up shit.

Book falling out of locker = dicks

Every book you own plus papers, bag, soccer, ball, porno, diary, ipod, ms kantor and 2 year old edition of The Giver = Dixcore

by Nikolai Yewrev August 3, 2006

DACOTD

Acronym for "Dumbass Comment Of The Day". Quick and easy way of showing disapproval for a ridiculous comment made on a blog or forum.

"Yeah, Giselle Bundchen is kinda hot, but she really needs a couple of face tattoos to get me interested."

"DACOTD!"

by Dorcasm October 9, 2011

Dalcourt

An amazing human being and and a kind soul. Someone you can talk to about your problems whenever you ask. And a kind, sweet, pretty and smart person who’s the best to hang out with. Anyone who’s ever dated her is the luckiest person in the world.

Girl: hey who’s that girl? I haven’t met her before. Is she new

Boy: oh yeah you should go say hello she’s such a dalcourt

by Nee1215 March 5, 2018