A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.
Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!
Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!
Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!
Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Davian: Hey guys sup?
*big explosion*
News report the next day: And only Davian survived.
Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!
Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!
Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Davian: Hey guys sup?
*big explosion*
News report the next day: And only Davian survived.
by TYMAN8 May 10, 2011
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by Regin man August 5, 2020
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I know he is taken but he made me feel so good. But he is a total Damiyan and ran as soon as we got close
by He aint mine May 28, 2018
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