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Poison Divey

When you have poison oak on yo dick and you allow her to unknowingly give you head!
Claire committed the act of poison divey on Marco!
by Doctor Gloss September 12, 2020
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Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?
by oliver bryant December 14, 2009
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Pulling a Dave Lucas

1) Telling a person that you're going to be there at a specified time to help him or her with what they need assistance with. Then, when that time comes, do not show, do not call, and ignore all phone calls and communications from that person. Afterwards, when confronted about it, lie profusely about it, then promise to be there the following day. Repeat process.

2) Showing up to assist a person by damaging or breaking their equipment, then leaving with nothing more than a "sorry".
Man, I was working on my car the other day pulling the engine and doing suspension work. It would have been much easier to accomplish if my friend actually showed up as promised. He's really pulling a Dave Lucas on me lately.
by TheNOSMan November 9, 2008
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porno dave

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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donkey punch dave

A mystical character that travels the world using his skills of donkey punching on any foe he faces
donkey punch Dave Was Created during dnd Session and has become a local cult classic
by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016
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Pulling a Dave

When a person makes plans with friends but cancels at the last minute with a very lame excuse.
Girl 1: "Hey, I can't wait to see to Dave today for our lunch get together".
Girl 2: "Oh he called me and has to reschedule because the earth blew up and he fell asleep"
Girl 2: "Great, so he is Pulling a Dave Again"
by Burgatronic November 19, 2019
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Pulling a Dave

When a person is quiet or only responds with simple quips or acknowledgements, such as “oh yeah” or “huh” when Rick is talking.
Rick was talking away about something he had repeated 4 times so I was to pulling a Dave when I said oh yeah
by Balls of fire November 27, 2020
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