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Darwining

When you drive around and throw copies of The Origin of Species at Mormons.
"Bro we're gonna go darwining later, you down?"
"Sure, I have 50 copies of The Origins of Species just laying around I have nothing to do with."
"Word"
by Psmalls November 30, 2013
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darwins

Slang for an excessive amount of money, coming from the picture of darwin on a five pound note hence the expression. As used by indicision cru.
Dude 1: You wanna go to Reading festival?
Dude 2: Yeah man but it cost bare darwins!!would be awesome though, line up looks good.
Dude 1: true dat man,
by Dougi-E March 22, 2007
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darwinism

A pejorative term used by proponents of creationistic intelligent design in an attempt to undermine modern evolution.

Often used to refer to things far outside the purview of Darwin's theory of evolution, which relied solely on natural selection as the mechanism for change.
Darwinism can't explain the bacterial flagellum, but intelligent design can!
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Social Darwinism

The delusion that predatory, parasitic and anti-social behavior is a superior evolutionary adaptive strategy in all situations for all species. No relation to Charles Darwin, evolutionary biology or any scientific field. The delusion is directly contradicted by all scientific evidence. See Sociobiology or evolutionary biology.

A pseudo-philosophical rationalization for atavistic and degenerate behaviors among bastardized Protestant extremist sects. No association with Charles Darwin or any scientific field.
When the senile coal company executive was confronted by a youth for destroying the world he rambled incoherently about Social Darwinism and called the youth a damned socialist terrorist.
by Harold13 March 17, 2019
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reverse darwinism

a situation in which a less evolved species is better equipped to survive than a more evolved creature
"if you think about it isnt really reverse darwinism, as much as bigger picture darwinism, if you will." -igby goes down
by steve carr August 25, 2003
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darwinian exception

A total loser. A person who's best DNA ran down the leg of their daddy. Anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line...
Tom: "Fred is a total idiot."
Jim:"A true darwinian exception"
by jimbojones55 April 2, 2010
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Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.
Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
by The Mocha November 27, 2012
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