dark slide

is to grind a skateboard on the grip side (the dark side) of the skate board. This trick is very hard and can only be performed by pro's

wow he actually did a dark slide

by Mc Degreez August 22, 2006

Dark Smegma

Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.

To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.

"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"

by Minotawr October 14, 2011

Dark size

Dark size is a commonly used adjective for a man's small pp

Josh: what do you pack
Sam: a dark size

Arrow: i lack a 9 inch

by Not crispedwand February 23, 2020

The Dark Side Of The Rainbow

The Dark Side of the Rainbow is a perceived effect created by playing the 1973 Pink Floyd concept album Dark Side of the Moon simultaneously with the classic 1939 film The Wizard of Oz. Depending on the version of the film used (since different formats run at different speeds), parts of the film and the music appear to correspond with each other to a degree some have found surprising. The music video-like experience created by synchronizing the two is also sometimes referred to as "The Dark Side of Oz," or "The Wizard of Floyd."

Fans have compiled more than 100 moments of interplay between the film and album—including further links that occur if the album is repeated through the entire film. Some suggest, however, that people who want to try the experience for the first time do so without first reading a definitive list in order to make the event more surprising.The Dark Side Of The Rainbow is some crazy shit.

by byrddog January 28, 2006

The Dark Salad

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

by eskimoprizefighter January 11, 2008

Dark Side of the Moon

A monumental album recorded by Pink Floyd in March of 1973. Set the tone as the defining concept album, along with Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club band by the Beatles. Contains nine tracks, including their first true hit, Money. The last two tracks, Brain Damage and Eclipse, are typically played together on FM radio.

Speak to Me/Breathe
On the Run
Time
Great Gig in the Sky
Money
Us and Them
Any Colour You Like
Brain Damage
Eclipse

by bretonstyle February 6, 2005

Dark Side

An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)

Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.

Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.

Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.

by nakedpeopleeverywhere June 6, 2011