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Danish

when a man is fucking a girl, he grabs cake batter and smothers his dick with the batter or slaps it on the womans tummy then proceeds to fuck her. Right before he cums he pulls out and cums on the batter. then takes the nasty mixture to the oven that he preheated to 350 degrees bakes it for 10 mins then feeds it to a close friend. the feeding of the danish is a prank.
man i danished the fuck out of this chick last night, then i fed it to travis
by themouseinyourbutt March 16, 2011
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Danish

means everything and absolutely nothing. Used mostly in the southeast.
1.Stop bein a danish! 2.My danish ran out of gas this morning. 3. Her behind is just danish.
by Ray J. August 13, 2007
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Danish

Definition of someone who always bails last minute from plans
Never invite john out, he likes to danish everytime.
by Mzdbm September 6, 2017
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danished

To be fired from a job for being a foreigner. From the Danish Prince Edvard being fired from a prominent U.S. Trading house after it was discovered he was not an American. Pronunciation: Rhymes with "Banished"
Even though Eddie had lived here since the age of 3, he was danished after he discussed his citizenship with a coworker
by Len Fargo November 13, 2007
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danishing

beauitful, good, nice looking
daemien, you look danishing today.
by capitian crunch February 9, 2010
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danish

delectable treat, and a very hot sexy girrll
damn that danish was good
or
damn look at that danish
by danishhhhhhhhhhhh November 26, 2010
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danish

Texting and driving is "danish."

It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.

Smoking is "danish" to your health.
by Bed time February 11, 2010
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