when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
by Mackerzzz March 27, 2015
1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two
by Kylz August 4, 2004
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
by Hobbit JT November 18, 2007
Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
To masturbate while nearing an unstable state of Rohypnol or GHB induced unconsciousness.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.
by garmoogethz February 1, 2005