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dandelion

Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.
She's such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower...but they're actually a weed)
by Jacksjoe June 1, 2006
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Dandelion

Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.
Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.
by moegeemac@gmail.com August 13, 2010
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THE DANDELION

When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
"Dude I went to eat her ass and there was some toilet paper stuck on her so I gave her The Dandelion."
When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
by RATTLESNAKE JAKE January 26, 2018
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Dandelion and Burdock

(-n) A British drink made by gathering dandelions, crushing them to extract the flavour and by mixing a rather obscure purple food colouring.
Sam: Have you tried Dandelion and Burdock yet?
Adam: Yes. In fact, it tastes like leftover soya milk.
by Moshalas June 18, 2011
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Dantation

Dantation is the largest slave owning plantation in United States. They produce semen and sex slaves as well creating the meat paste for McDonalds chicken nuggets. They are well known for their cruelty and unprecedented methods to meet quotas. The owner of the plantation Daniel Mariani is well for his personal cruelty and being close friends with Jeffery Epstein.
I recently escaped from Dantation.
by obamasleftnut March 4, 2022
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dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.
I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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Dandylion

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.
Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!
by J. Mateos June 14, 2008
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