DAMNESNIA

A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.

LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"

SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."

by JAMAAL February 18, 2013

darmesha

A very intelligent, down to earth, beautiful female.

Very nice legs, and athletic body build.

I wish I had a Darmesha body.

by CARLI REDD March 29, 2017

Van-Damme it

1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.

2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.

You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."

Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."

by Yehudi c/o Rhett April 29, 2008

Jean-Claude Van Damme

The definition of ass-kicking

That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme

by Rossman! May 6, 2006

Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

Claire Dames

Hawt pornstar, amirite?

Carl: Is that Claire Dames getting fucked by three bloods?
Johnny: Werd.

by 545456456 August 6, 2008

damnesia

when a good looking girl walks by you forget everything which is a severe case of damnesia

my buddy stopped mid sentence from a case of damnesia when the hottest girl in school walked by

by Tyler Call March 30, 2007