daisies

1) American slang (circa 1990s) for a pair of tight, short-cut blue-jean shorts worn by women to emphisize their legs and buttocks. Eponymously derived from the clothing worn by the character Daisy Duke on the popular(?)80s hicksplotation show _The Dukes of Hazzard_.
2) British rhyming slang for shoes. Derived from boots (shoes)= daisy roots, shortened to daisies.

1) "Man, those daisies are so tight on her ass they must've been painted on."
2) "Check out the flash daisies I got. I found 'em in the tube on a dead buskerwho was lying next to a broken guitar and a sheaf a' sheetmusic labeled 'The Best of Stryper'..."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

pushin daisies

six feet under, deader than hell, plant food in your mom's garden. buried in dirt,

That mother fucker got up in my grill so he be pushin daisies now beyotch!

by dockLe May 18, 2006

Daisied

To place one's face between the breasts of a female while she shimmies. The act of receiving a boobie slap in the face.

Female version of getting Donald'ed (cock slap)

Did you just donald me? Don't make me daisy you!!!

Last night, my girl daisied me so good, she broke my glasses!

by MSPB June 8, 2011

planting daisies

A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.

A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.

by antifart April 13, 2010

screaming daisies

v, professing your love to someone.

I've been screaming daisies at her for 3 months, but she still won't go out with me.

by Belmont666 June 15, 2009

please don't eat the daisies

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).

OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.

by Franskraler May 10, 2016