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Dapto dumper

A dapto dumper is a girl that shits in your bed after sex and then sneaks off in the middle of the night..
when you wake in the morning and you find a dirty brown turd in your bed and this horror of a woman is gone you say " fuck that Dapto Dumper" got me again!!!!
by gooooooooooch December 8, 2012
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Damron

Usually a Last name. May be confused for the name Ron with Damn in front of it. Damron is a great last name. Usually associated with amazing people.
Look at him he has to be a Damron.
by Vux February 15, 2013
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Darpo

To Fail in every possible way. Literally.
Dude i totally pulled a Darpo earlier.
You made me Darpo you asshole!
by Toadzor June 2, 2008
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Daron Malakian

The most talented guitarist on the face of Earth.

Daron Vartan Malakian was born on July 18, 1975 in Hollywood, CA as an only child to Vartan and Zepur Malakian. Like all members of the greatest band in the world, System of a Down, he has Armenian ancestry.

His love for music started when he was 4 years old. His cousin played him a KISS record and, like most people in their right mind, he loved it. Daron originally wanted to be a drummer, but his parents bought him a guitar so that they could sleep at night. He started liking heavy metal bands like Cannibal Corpse when he was a teen, but at about 17 he was listening to The Beatles. Daron was also a fan of the LA Kings hockey team.

In 1993, something happened that would lead to the best thing ever. Daron met Serj Tankian. They shared the same rehearsal studio but they were in separate bands at the time. Daron played lead guitar for one band, and Serj played keyboard for the other. The beginning of System of a Down was then created. They had named this new band "Soil". Soon after, they accepted Shavo Odadjian as their bassist. Soil's name was changed to System of a Down after a poem Daron wrote named Victims of a Down. Andy Khachaturian was their drummer who was replaced by John Dolmayan.

Daron wrote half of the lyrics and most of the music for System of a Down's songs. Some songs could be about the Armenian Genocide (look it up... it's terrible), crazy random stuff, and anything in between. System's debut album was released in 1998, Toxicity in 2001, Steal this Album in 2002, and Mesmerize and Hypnotize in 2005.

System was a successful and unique metal band for about 13 years. They disbanded in 2006 to do "side projects". Serj went solo and Daron and John formed a band called Scars on Broadway. Neither Scars or Serj will ever be as great as System because of the perfect harmony that Daron and Serj's voices made together. *sigh*... Oh well.

Daron Malakian lives in Glendale, Cali now and he collects candles, skulls, instruments, Persian rugs, and Middle Eastern smoking devices. He hates the Nu Metal label more than anything. He often plays his Ibanez Iceman which has custom graphics by his father.
Daron Malakian can play better than anyone... And he was very sexy in 2001-2002.
by SOAD-4-life June 29, 2009
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Daron Malakian

the coolest person that ever walked this planet. amazingly talented guitarist from an amazingly talented band system of a down
by oogyflip November 14, 2005
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dadrock

Classic rock you first heard from your dad's old record collection.
1: "I got into The Beatles after my dad showed me some of their albums he bought in the '60s."

2: "So you listen to a lot of dadrock?"
by Blaze1289 March 22, 2010
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Daros

1. When an unfunny joke is proposed, the person is thought to have pulled a "Daros". The person is then usually required to "type"; the defining characteristic of being Daros'ed.

2. When a person is left out.
Get to typing, you've just been Daros'ed bitch.

Stephen has been such a fatass lately, we should daros him next time.
by RobD September 9, 2005
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