defcon 5

adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.

These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.

And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.

A grumper often results in defcon 5.

Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?

by Nolan Dean May 13, 2005

dtfcns

Down to Fuck Chill n Shit

Hey girl. you dtfcns?
no.

by IAMSKELETONJELLY May 8, 2011

defcon 10

Awesome

Was calmer than usual and not as many people fell into pool #1

by = July 11, 2003

defcon 1

a kick ass network center where you go and own the shit out of noobs (like tom ott) with headshots.

"you andy, u wanna go to D1 2day so we can pwn tom?"

by |M-=0=-W| Owns All!!! April 11, 2004

Defcon

A word used By Alfredo, to display sincear, approval and agreement.

"Hey so Jon we should hang tonight"
"Defcon"

by Alfredo December 8, 2003

Defcon

A hiphop or rap gansta with a prison record.

Fittycent was a defcon...he done time for shoplifting a Cuisinart.

by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003

defcon scavenger hunt

The Defcon Scavenger Hunt is a ridiculously-themed, fast-paced hunt across the city of Las Vegas by a bunch of hackers to prove how people can obtain a million strange things in a single weekend.

This year I participated in the Defcon Scavenger Hunt and talked to tons of new people and almost ended up in prison!

by va1ka September 12, 2015