DOW

In the year 2025, our nation's most smartest & brightest, changed the name of Department of Defense to 'Department of War'.

Good thing there's no other names/acronyms to be confused with DOW!

The DOW is bringing sexy back to the Pentagon!

by geeterguy September 7, 2025

Dow Syndrome

Dow Syndrome is a disorder in the stock market characterized by a lack of money to back up lending habits. Markets with Dow Syndrome tend to have considerably lower yields, developmental disabilities, and profound growth impairment.

I hope you didn't plan on retiring anytime soon, cause the market has Dow Syndrome.

by Benjamind March 3, 2009

Dow Jones

Recent events such as the CDO/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"

Baller Inc Exec 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.

by CEO of Ballers Inc March 15, 2009

Dow now now

Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.

1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"

by Bl@kes March 23, 2007

Dow Jowned

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

by MuttyD May 25, 2007

Dow High School

A large shithole of a school, where probably 85% of the population does illegal drugs. Has a police man on duty all day everyday. Lots of preggo chicks runnin around with no baby daddy. Located in Midland Michigan.

ALSO: A place where mermaids are fucked on a daily basis.

man #1: where do you go to school?
man #2: School? I don't go to school, I go to Dow High School.

by DeSean Johnson January 8, 2010

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

by JWMD January 20, 2017