Douse

Verb - spraying somebody with a lot of bear mace. Usually something youd hear in the greater vancouver area.
You hear that goof Liam from downtown stole Joshs work?

What? No way I’ll fucking douse that kid
by GangleyDabman December 11, 2017
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Douse

Very wet
Douse
by BluePandaGiraffe August 17, 2022
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It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.
For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?
by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017
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Douse me

Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.
A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"
by Pandemoniumz February 22, 2021
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Douse me

To piss one off while offending them
Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!
by Robyn J July 11, 2008
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Dousing

you bring a university girl home preferably young 18 and naive from the club and douse each other in an oily substance preferably coconut oil than turn off the air conditioner and crank the heater and go under the blankets and have sweaty under the blanket sex while you spit all over her face and in her mouth.
Jay: yo Ronnie I brought this pawg home from the bar last night and doused her, I went all up in her for 2 hours than we had a shower after our dousing session

Ronnie Coleman: YEAH BUDDY THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
by dousecaster January 06, 2025
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