Males, between the ages of 18-
29, with faux-hawks, fake tans, aviator glasses, Ed Hardy shirts, TapOut/UFC/MMA shirts, as well as
popped collars on their
polo shirts and in the summer they break out the visors, often upside down and when indoors the sun glasses are worn on the back of their heads. Often hair has frosted tips.
They often go to the gym in pairs and often "play wrestle" in groups. Often leading to calling each other "fags" for touching each others dicks, but all the while using it for spank bank material for later.
They are often very unintelligent and uneducated. Their main topics of conversation are the gym, their car, their phone and pussy (
even though most are closet homos)
Ladies seem to be attracted or fuck these guys because as we all know most women are stupid, desperate and are gold diggers. They fall for any and every line and end up a career cock
sock to most of these douche bags.
Normal males mock and fight these douche bags. Often the douche bags
will sucker punch someone and not fight like men because the only fighting they know is play
wrestling and if you can't "accidentally" touch another guys cock, they are not interested.
Favorite drinks Jager Bombs and Lite
Beer.
Me: Dude, I saw so many douche bags at the
bar last night.
Buddy: One tried to hit on my girl, but stopped when he saw his "bro's" and they started
wrestling, it was pretty gay.
Me: Troof!
