Egyptian Doormat

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016

weekend doormat

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

by david dring April 24, 2006

chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

by Kejax October 7, 2017

Swedish Doormat

When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

Dance Dance Doormat

When they answer the door you start dancing until they get mad at you

We played dance dance doormat for a whole hour which was fun untill this drunk guy punched Steve in the face

by MowMows April 6, 2009

three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

by Peter Preston July 6, 2007

Doormat Man

A doormat man is a passive male whose only life purpose is to be walked on, used, and ignored by those around him. He will never do anything of note. Doormat men are likely marry a girl boss trophy wife, have three children, work in a boring no-name office, and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. When they die, they will be forgotten about, but that is okay because they hold the fundamental roles that society needs to function.

"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"

"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."

by Purple • Captain November 29, 2022