donk

(n) a huge shit, sometimes big enough to clog a toilet

Bro, I just dropped a donk in your bathroom so you may want to stay out of there for the next few days.

by Jonkey May 02, 2008

Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.

Finn, you donked up my photos!

by BriftBlue April 15, 2018

Donk

An exhilarating sport invented at Orientation camp by 4 brave and daring men.

I just whooped your ass at donk, biatch

by donkfounder September 06, 2017

Donk

a reindeer for retards

why is there a donk on this xmas ball?

by retard December 12, 2003

Donk

Another word for taking a poop

Man I gotta take a donk!

by Seans sweaty taint November 07, 2003

Donk

When smoking marijuana out of a bong, and you take a HUGE hit and clear the chamber.

Damn dude! That was a donk hit!!!!

Try to donk it man.

by Oliviarrgghhh March 05, 2010

Donk

When someone absolutely drops nuts. Donking can be mental or physical but mostly acknowledged as physical.

Guy 1: See that firecracker go off the in Chapel? Jimmy donked hardcore! Trampled Pete's feet and everything, massive donker.

Guy 2: What about TK?

Guy 3: Yeah man he donked too but it was nothin' on Jimmy's donk.

by Martin Donker November 09, 2011