Diaper

What the dumbass who looked this up on urban dictionary is wearing.

Some dude: dude why the hell did you look up diaper on urban dictionary

by TheNamesNebula September 28, 2020

Diapers

An elderly person that pisses you off.

Going 5mph in a 35 zone following an old person: "Get the fuck out of the way Diapers!"

by Brianswife July 22, 2011

diaper

What you wear if your a baby or have problems or for emergencies where your bladder or stomach are full and there's no bathroom for a while

I'm gonna wear a diaper for the long car ride.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 22, 2021

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 05, 2005

Diaper

A crap catcher that hangs from your butt to catch the dangley shit that's falling from your ass they are used for everyone especially when you are on a long plane ride. Just crap, change yourself, and throw it out the plane window

I wore my diaper on the trampoline but it exploded DANGER explosive diarrhea TAKE COVER find shelter fast or u might die of stank

by Jorgelover4lifeandbeyondd March 29, 2017

a diaper

When a man is under another man by both 1) sucking the man's penis from underneath the gooch and 2) having anal sex with the SAME man at the same time, in essence having a man wearing the other man like a diaper.

Last night, Tom and I were incredibly wasted, so I ended up wearing his ass like a diaper.

by Aaron Wheeler October 04, 2005

diapers

wonderfull things that every one should wear. i wear diapers all the time its great i never need to go to the can all i have to do is change myself.

diapers should be the law

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 17, 2021