dempsey

An amazing, funny, handsome person who is almost flawless in every way.

Sarah: oh this Dempsey I was talking to is amazing.
Lucy: yeah I know him he's got such a big cock.

by Billlynillinson January 19, 2017

dempty

Adjective meaning Dead-empty.

When one is so completely exhausted and drained physically and mentally, and can muster no more energy.

ques: how are you?

answer: runnin on dempty. Got nothin

by Golightly Holly July 12, 2019

Dempseysexual

When you are Sexually attracted to Patrick Dempsey. It's when you watch everything Patrick Dempsey and when you watch Grey's Anatomy 3 times in a row and call Derek Shepherd "the plot."

I love everything about Patrick Dempsy and I'm pretty sure that makes me Dempseysexual

by Derek/Patrick Shepherd/Dempsey February 2, 2021

Jack Dempster

Apex Champion

That guy Jack Dempster, he always carries the squad. He is a true Apex Champion

by Ni7ro May 13, 2021

Mr. Dempsey

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

by Jess18 September 3, 2014

Dempster

One who will constantly irritate their boss for the latest greatest technological device(s).

"Man thats a cool new phone, when do I get one? Stop being such a Dempster"

by Ojomar Khandy February 24, 2009

Dempsey

A Dempsey is a male or female that pisses after every drink of beer. They have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they piss

Wow, sorry guys I have to take a Dempsey.

by Harry O' Nutz April 19, 2011