defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 17, 2005

Defensive Uno

When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win

Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table

by Chosen rosen August 1, 2021

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

defensive end

The most boss position on the D-Line in football. Main job is to contain the edge

My homie Daquan plays Defensive end on the football team

by niggazwithattitide September 2, 2017

Defensive Drivers Course

A stupid test made by a stupid government for stupid reasons...that is dumb.

The judge ordered me to take Defensive Drivers Course so I wouldn't lose my liscense.

by Seximan January 21, 2009

defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them

"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.

by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011