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Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.
Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."
by Aly8188 June 13, 2015
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Anti Defecation Bereau

A highly acclaimed job title at iHop created by Demarcus Cousins (JiDion) trying to reduce the amount of defecating inside of iHop bathrooms
Interviewer: What job would you like to apply for?
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau
by Kingcroyal April 16, 2022
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Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.
Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"
by row man April 21, 2022
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THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
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Self-defecation

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.
by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009
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Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"
I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.
by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012
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