Dark

The state of being really drunk. Similar to "blacking out"

"I'm dark as night" or "Let's get dark on the darkest day of the year (Dec. 21)"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

dark

to behave kinda badly or without respect to someone safe

James: 'he was doin my girl up the arse while i was sleeping next to them'
Mike: 'thats completely dark man'

by katie the wise December 14, 2003

dark

The act of not inviting someone to an event or happening

You totally darked Burnside, he's going to be well vexxed.

by Patelio August 13, 2004

DARK

a girl who is soo unattractive, that it requires one to shut the lights off in order to perform sexual acts with her.

"Big nose, big ass, big waist, sounds to me you dig DARK chicks, Matt"

by JMART December 28, 2005

dark

All of your daddies(and mothers) in one convenient, compact guild.

Oh shit! It's Dark! /forcerun3

by Tdawg April 25, 2005

Dark

My grandpa

"hey its dark outside!"
"MY GRANDPA IS OUTSIDE???!!!!!"

by ilovemilfssssss October 5, 2021

Dark

1) A person from Romania specializing in gay midget porn.

2) Typically a person of below average intelligence.

That person is as Dark as it gets.

by anonymous March 24, 2005