A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 04, 2012
by Tizzle Mizzle March 27, 2009
1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006
A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.
Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.
by Fat chance 72 April 06, 2009
by silva March 13, 2004
by Nolongeranato July 14, 2008
The term Dwane-bag(shortened to D-bag, but this is commonly recognized as douche bag) came from an offhand threat made one night while waiting for concert tickets. With its origins coming from the act of tea bagging. The process of Dwane-bagging involves waiting for a sleeping person to open their mouth, the Dwane-bagger the puts his/its(in case the act is performed by a gender confused individual) balls in the person’s mouth, essentially having them lick the balls, and then proceeds to defecate on the Dwane-baggee’s face/eyes. While the act of Dwane-bagging could be done by a female but as there are: 1. No Balls and 2. This is probably already a form of Japanese scat play. The effect of the shaming is lost. Also see the reverse Dwane-bag, a process involving a normal tea bagging and the act of defecating in the mouth.
If Matt Stone and Trey Parker ever see what a D-bag really I'm sure they'll have Cartman do it to Butters.
by Dan Opper May 30, 2005