cyclops penis

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.

Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020

vamo da cycle

A manly and emotional act in which two men will put on a maid dress and devil horns respectively and dance along to ananconda by Nicki Minaj.

"did you hear about this dude named michael? he used to vamo da cycle."

"when technoblade and wilbur soot get together, you know that some motorcycles are gonna be vamo'd"

by ladlevi October 27, 2020

Cyclone girl

A being of unknown origin with an extremely similar anatomy as to of a human. They are literally a walking example of hate, death, and annoyance. If you in counter a cyclone girl stay still and they won’t see you( like a dinosaur) or run like hell in the other direction. You can tell a cyclone girl apart from a human a number of ways. For example if they are on the cyclone soft ball team, or super annoying, and have a high pitched annoying voice.

Josh: hey is that a mosquito

Molly: no it’s a cyclone girl

by Anticycloner November 13, 2019

samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy

When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy

Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

Sean-“what’s that?

Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”

by The Sneaky Man May 27, 2019

Bi-Cycle

The cycle of which a bisexual man or woman starts feeling stronger feelings toward one gender over the other.

Man 1: How often do you experience bi-cycles?
Man 2: It changes by the hour.

by Mr.Kawaii November 29, 2018

cyclomethane

It's an impossible structure in organic chemistry, along with cycloethane. The lowest cyclic structure is cyclopropane. For all the non-chem people, think about it like this. There's no polygon with 1 side or 2 sides. The polygon with the lowest number of sides is a triangle with 3 sides.

* in Orgo class *
Kid who thinks they're cool: Excuse me teacher, how does one draw le CYCLOMETHANE?! HAR HAR HA...
Teacher, who doesn't want to deal with this kid: * slaps kid in the face with the textbook * Get out of my class RN, pleb!
* kid runs out of class crying *

by TSALB MOOB January 6, 2019

cylon eye

Commonly seen in lower-quality television series, this is the repetitive back-and-forth movement of an actor's eyes as he reads the cue cards held up off-camera behind the head of the other actor he's in a dialog scene with.

"Did you see the last episode of 'Arrow'? David Ramsey was cylon-eying like a metronome."

Cylon eye: Youtube.com watch v=0ccKPSVQcFk

by Honeyko April 20, 2015