Cycle Path

When someone says that they are insane and deadly but they really aren't.

"this kid is saying he has bloodlust. he's such a cycle path."

by ya boi Space Cowboy May 17, 2021

cycle fuck

when there is a line of 3 or more women lying in front of a guy and he proceeds to do them left to right, going through the line at least twice (reserved for porn stars and Brad Pitt)

"I was at this party and a bunch of girls wanted me so we went to a room and I cycle fucked 'em. Now I can barely walk."

by haremfighter April 29, 2009

cycle-accurate Mormon

One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.

The cycle-accurate Mormon went to his home and hugged his 2 wives and his husband.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

Cycle Count

The act of riding so many guys that one cannot count.

Keith loves cycle counting at parties. Hey, how did cycle counting go last week?

by drkingkongdong July 24, 2015

Cycle Slut

A promiscuous female that purposely hangs around bars and etc where there is a large presence of bikers and riders in hopes that she can hook up with a "bad boy, rebel type"

"That cycle slut doesnt know when to stop does she? She's been on the back of every guys bike in town"

by stankface24 December 30, 2016

Cycle Rage

1. The rage one feels while trying to enjoy a nice drive but instead has to slow down excessively or dangerously pass road cyclists repeatedly.

2. The desire to taunt, mock or disdain people who chose to wear matching spandex bike outfits complete with logos that make them appear as if they've been sponsored. This feeling is often intensified if the outfit matches their bike and helmet or if the person is visibly out of shape.

My cycle rage got so bad that when I was passing the 19th cyclist on my drive I felt tempted to tap him off the road with my car.

Ultimately I blame Lance Armstrong for my cycle rage... he was the one that made riding bikes on roads in ridiculously tight spandex cool.

When I saw that fat guy splattered with spandex logos on his bike my cycle rage started spiraling out of control. We all know he's not sponsored.

by Road Cyclist Hater April 18, 2010

cycle gear

A shitty store in San Diego where Justin K. works. He trys to act hard there and make up for his extremely small balls!

Justin K is a fucktard that works at cycle gear.

by richard1904 January 11, 2009