cuteness squared

The ultimate cuteness factor. Top of the heap.

The puppy photograph is cuteness squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

cuteness frustration

The experience of, well, being frustrated over seeing a cute event, picture or video. The expression of cuteness frustration can vary from giggles, aww-ing, grunting, groaning, kicking, writhing and pretty much any action, noise or movement after seeing a cute "thing" (again, usually in the form of an event, picture or video).

"Hey, did you see that cute cat video i sent you"
"YES! OH MY GOD! That cat was so freaking cute! I was just, like, GRRRAAAA, UUUUGGHHHHHH!! IT WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE!!!!"
"Jeez, you definitely have an acute case of cuteness frustration"

by I'm definitely not batman July 19, 2013

cutenpastersitis

Cutenpastersitis

A common flaw found in written language by over use of “Cut and Paste” Cutenpastersitis has become endemic in society since the advent of word processing. The usual symptoms of language so infected by authors/editors are
An unintended disconnect in logic

Ambiguity

Confusion caused in mind of reader or
Impression that the author is unhinged or must be smoking something
Meaning totally lost or
All of the above.

John I have re-read that paragraph 20 times. There is no way it is explicitly saying that. I am sure that paragraph is suffering from cutenpastersitis.

by Mark@cyberworks March 2, 2017

Cuteny

The state of someone/something being so cute that it would make any onlooker want to do outrageous things for him/her/it like start a mutiny.

I can barely stand looking at that baby hedgehog! It's such a cuteny.

by Esteban Sauvage April 14, 2020

Cuteness order

#1 panda
#2 cat
#3 puppies
#4 red panda
#5 snakes
#6 other cute animals

cuteness order is never wrong

by mona panda (asthma) May 4, 2021

cutened

when someone does something really cute and your just so overwhelmed by it.

(Dean says something really cute)
"Nwaaaaa you is sooo cute

hehe i'm cutened.." =

by Stacey loves Deanyy =] August 9, 2008

Cutmen

Individuals that work the corner of combatants. Use medication on CUTS and Abrasioms. Usually wrap the hands for protection and uses petroleum jellys and secretive medical panacea elixers.

Prolong the protection of the combatant event and life.

Cutman Bazooka is a acclaimed cutman. From the historic Gleasons Gym Brooklyn New York.

Cutmen are needed at all combat sports.

by Al Galvyn. October 15, 2008