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Troll Currency

The currency that trolls use. If a troll says they bought something, it was bought using troll currency, because they're trolling you. They bought nothing. 1 unit in troll currency is equivalent to exactly .00012 US dollars.
"I can not tell you if you got ripped off in your magic carpet purchase because I can not mentally convert troll currency to pesos"
by monique572 December 6, 2009
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cupcake currency

When corporations try to keep their young staff happy by subsidising meagre incomes with baked goods.
Startup culture has created a generation of pre-diabetics who are subsidised with cupcake currency.
by ladyluck81 August 12, 2014
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conversational currency

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.
"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."
by Aplusbar January 27, 2010
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gay currency

1 dilldo= 1 doller
1 cock= 3 dollers
1 foot long caucasion penis= 5 dollers
1 wood-chiped cented, slightly misted, perfectly rounded, ball sack= 100 doller
1 ounce of freshly baked, warm, wild berry sour flavored white spurm= 1 hamilton
1 strand of a pube = 5 cents.
1 lieter of wonder cheese (cheese located under your nuts) = 10 dollers.
by BOSnd417 March 18, 2010
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Commodity Currency

A commodity currency is a currency that moves in a correlated step with the global price of primary commodities due to certain countries’ dependency on the export of raw materials for income.

The commodities include minerals like gold, copper, iron, coal, energy products such as oil and gas, precious metals, produced products like milk, etc.
Ben: "I wish we never went off the gold standard, we should've kept the dollar as a commodity currency."

Bob: "Hurr durr, a private institute managed by unelected people manipulating the economy through the use of fiat money is a great thing!!!"

(Bob is referring the the central bank of America.)
by Minarchistic August 17, 2021
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UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY-The Universal Currency is a "Booster Currency" evolved to increase any and all multi-currencies but particularly the US Dollar based upon a tertiary system of Potential, Product and Promissory; this monetary system never declines and always increases in interest(s) and is collateraled by a specified value, "Living Will" and Degree of Trust(s) that is evident in the Sovereign Practice of this/these Competent Transaction(s) formulated on the PSM-Universal (Private Stock Market).
The "Universal" is the official Universal Currency of Liddell's M.S.E. & Referral Agency in the United States of America, a "Sovereign Nation" backed by its proclivity to Transact the Universal Will through the Universe's inclination of/for Potential.
by SCIENTIST February 5, 2019
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