cummuffin

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009

Cunt Muffin

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

by armlessphelan November 3, 2011

Cvntmuffin

A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.

Noun: "That girl over there is a cvntmuffin."
Verb: "Stop touching my cvntmuffin!"

by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013

sourdough cunt muffin

much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.

"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"

by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009

Cuntmuff

an offensive phrase use similarly to the phrases "Asshole" "Douche Bag" and "Fucker". It can be applied to many situations. This could also be a reference to the object used to cover up a vagina for some one reason or another.

"That dude just knocked my phone out of my hand, what a cuntmuff!"

"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."

by John Jumnighn January 18, 2017

cunt-muffin

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.

1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!

by cody October 15, 2004