Cunterotomy

Usage 1) The area of research certain individuals clearly busy themselves with studying in order to achieve an accomplished cunt status.

Usage 2) An exclamation of despair.

1)Guy 1- Woah, he's a cunt.

Guy 2- He's a black-belt at cunterotomy.

2) Guy- Oh cunterotomy!

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

cunterstanding

Noun. The instance of two cunts coming to a mutual understanding.

After a heated, expletive-ridden argument, Maria and Tiffany came to a cunterstanding.

by Slaaavy March 27, 2013

cuntegitis

Someone who suffers from being a cunt

Nick has a serious case of cuntegitis. cunt

by Afrikaaner12 February 16, 2017

cunterinie

cunterinie is a person who has a very specific type of chaotic vibe and personality to them e.g girls called rose typically have this tendency.

“merry christmas cunterinies”
“how are you doing cunterinie“

by rosesarahLd February 20, 2020

Centerfielder

Noun; the objective of a peanut flicking game between two dudes using only their dicks. An unusually athletic move in which one guy turns and runs away during the game and successfully catches a peanut between the buttchecks. A rare feat of skill and agility.

Ashley: Where were you guys at the Baptism?
John: I would have been on time but my SWAT buddy Dave actually completed a no shit Centerfielder! We all were blown away.
Ashley: Wait, is this another one of your weird homo-erotic games?
Dave: No. It's part of training.

by Old Prospector44 March 27, 2021

Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.

by Justden May 11, 2019

cunterectomy

A medical procedure in which the cunt is surgically removed.

Oh my god, if that bitch had a cunterectomy, there wouldn't be anything left of her.

by Rod Bignuts, Fluffy Boxx December 15, 2008