Funfuckingfastic

How a person who is quasi-drunk feels when they're having a good time.

How was your birthday?
Why, it was funfuckingfastic!

by Cleavaland Steamer January 4, 2004

unfucking

To fix what dumbshits fuck up

I hate unfucking Bailey's mistakes

by ihatedumbshits February 18, 2015

unfuckingbelieveable

When something is incredibly unbelievable.
It is the ugly cousin of the word unbelievable. Typically used when a person is angry or in shock.

John: "What are you saying, she not only ate the 18 ounce steak, but the 3 baked potatoes as well?"
Jess: "Yeah, it was unfuckingbelieveable!"

by mistressJessFantastic January 10, 2009

nunfucking

When you get a celibate girl to denounce God and her religion and have sex with you.

Max: "I just got my sausage squeaked by my girlfriend!"
Frank: "Wait, isn't she like a devout christian with all the abstinence stuff or something?"
Max: "Yeah, but I just got my nunfucking on!"

by NicCage86 November 12, 2011

Confuckingusing

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

by Smollonator December 12, 2018

Chuffucking

Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word

To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun

Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...

by SGTKM December 28, 2010

Confuckinfuzzled

It should be used to describe a situation where you are confused and fucking puzzled!

Did you understand what he was trying to say? Im confuckinfuzzled!

by fludderbi69 May 27, 2010