cumfapelation

When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.

Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro

by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018

CumLappingCunt

When ones area of expertise is eating the cum a woman squirts in his mouth from being built up for years. Lapping it up even knowing it contains enormous amounts of truck stop glory hole loads . Someone who eatsbtheir own cum from a womans asshole.

You are nothing but a cumlappingcunt who eats seamen for breakfast

by Crissy Thumbs January 11, 2021

mega cumsplosion

A thing that happens when you have an erect penis. They can be small or fucking huge. When I say huge I mean 15 gallons of hot juicy semen. Enough to fill up a bathtub.

Holy shit! That was a mega cumsplosion!, ugh, no don- *gasps for air*, dont pull out, I like your sweet sticky hot juicy spicy tangy cum.

by pepisman June 24, 2021

Sir.Cumsalot

a guy that cums a lot and likes everyone to know that he does.

girl: "look who's coming down the hall!"

girl 2: "It's Sir.Cumsalot!"

by jjeer September 25, 2011

cumspacho

The amalgamation of several sexual partner's discharge.(female cum can be included) left to cool on one's face prior to being licked off. This dish is best served at slightly below room temp. and is easily shared.

Hey AL, look at your mom lap up that cumspacho.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Cumsplat

When you ejaculate in your hand and slap a buddy of yours in the face.

I gave John's mom a cumsplat last night, then i smeered it all around her face, then she gave me a twenty dollar bill.

by GaMeRrEmAg June 7, 2007

cumsipper

To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.

"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."

by MetzgeR February 2, 2004