Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016

cumming down

The feeling of disgust with oneself after cumming while watching porn.

Guy 1: I hate how after I cum I feel so bad about myself for jacking off to porn.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.

by brookline May 22, 2010

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

cumming of age

The act of losing ones virginity to an older parter on the night of one's 18th birthday

Jessie's cumming of age was a vivid memory filled with blood, pain , and pleasure

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015

Trick Cumming

To ejaculate in such an impressive manner it could be considered a trick. Any load that illicits surprised and or confused reaction from partner can be classified as trick cumming. In most instances its a case of great ejaculatory distance resulting with semen in spots not traditionaly known to hold sperm.

David Copperfield couldn't compete with trick cumming clinic I put on at Stacy's house last night. There was even splooge on the ceiling fan!!

by Skooker April 26, 2011

I'M CUMMING

Possibly one of the most annoying/truthful lines in any porn or hentai. Shouted by anyone who is at their limit during sex, and is so overwhelmed by the intense pleasure that their minds literally backfire, forcing them to shout this due to a lack of words to properly describe what is about to happen.

Guy: Ah, FUCK, I'M CUMMING!!!!!!
Girl: Already? Man, you suck.
Guy: Yea, but your just as bad as me. in 3-2-1..
Girl: DAMMIT, IM CUMMING TOO!!!!

by Boltstrike December 5, 2007

cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008