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cummer

when a tweet blows up

phrase made popular by twitter user @laswagna
Dude that tweet was such a cummer!
Yeah fr dude it got 107k likes
by stormyluna March 15, 2021
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cummies

sperm. nut. milk. seed. children.
by gayman445 April 11, 2022
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Cummies

The liquid substance that comes out when you have an orgasm.
Senpai smack my ass and fill me with your heavenly cummies! ヽ(☉ᗜ☉)ノ
by DannyTheScoob June 26, 2016
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Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................
by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020
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Cummer's Remorse

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...
"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."
by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009
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Cummie Wummies

Joe: Im hungry😠
Me: u want some Cummie Wummies?😏🤔
Joe:😃😃😄😄😄😄😋😋😋😋😋😋
by GayAssNiggaWhoHatesBeePuns March 20, 2021
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Cummet

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Matthew fucked me so hard last night, I don't know where he's been, maybe he's a cummet.
"Mummy, I didn't know Sputnik was white!" "Oh that's just a little cummet my son."
by poopyass69 January 16, 2021
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