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cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.
"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"
by Assjack1 May 18, 2012
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Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.
You're really acting like a cumton right now.
by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021
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Cumzone

The cumzone is a day in December 1
Where everyone who has completed NNN will have to ejaculate in this day.
It's called cumzone because there will be a lot of people ejaculating this day
Person 1: hey dude NNN just finished and it's cumzone today, want to masturbate later?
Person 2: Yeah sure I'm pretty horny today
by Amelia gaming November 28, 2021
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Cunion

Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.
Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!
by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016
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Cumzone

When you just want to use them for sex but you don't want them thinking you did. You low key bust but then tell her that we should stop because it feels weird because you see her as more of a friend. And you really value the friendship
Daniel: I really wanna fuck Gracebut I don't want anything more

Zucc: just cumzone her bro
Daniel:
by Samantha Harris November 6, 2017
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cummonaise

The act of masturbating into someone's sandwich in replace of mayonnaise.
I hope you were able to taste that cummonaise man!
by lukeanator99 January 19, 2014
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cuming.

When a male ejaculates thick white stuff containing sperm. Or a female ejaculate a simular white fluid while reaching a sexual climax. Adjective
I'm cuming.
by Brandygirl September 22, 2013
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