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cum guzzling thunder cunt

A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.
1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.

classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*
by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006
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Cum guzzling fuck juggler

A person(s) whos sole purpose in life is to chug cum;either from a bottle or directly from the penis; and juggle fuck; as in to cause shit(trouble). This person is often hated by a large amount of people.
"Man, look at karim hitting on that chick, what a cum guzzling fuck juggler
by 8 inch pinch January 4, 2010
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Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard
by Schmeckler April 17, 2017
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cum guzzling jiz fountain

A whore who loves to please their various partners with oral sex.
by nigganigga February 1, 2007
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Cum Guzzling Cunt

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
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cum guzzling gutter whore

A homeless person or whore usually found on the streets near a gutter that enjoys guzzling cum. Not just any cum, but dirty nasty cum.
That Jenny sure is a cum guzzling gutter whore.

Wow, you mean to tell me that you found your girlfriend guzzling cum? What a gutter whore!
by pensadoii February 24, 2009
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cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock

A straight-acting, straight-looking high school-aged or college-aged athletically-inclined young male with overwhelming homosexual cravings for all his fellow team-mates. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock easily assimialates himself in with the other athletically-inclined jocks in his school clique, with the intention of systematically sucking the cocks of, and guzzling the cum from, all his school team-mates before graduation. He also intends to anal-fuck or be anal-fucked by every one of his athletically-inclind school team-mates, also before graduation. He plans innocent-sounding, one-on-one alone time, with each team-mate (usually a sleep-over or week-end get-a-way trip) that includes a selection of a wide variety of alcoholic beverages followed by suggesting a casual, impromptu, late-night, masturbation session to straight porn in his bedroom, dormroom, or vacation motel room. When fellow team-mates are at the height of their hormonal excitement, the cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock introduces the unsuspecting team-mate to the joys and pleasures of the more-readily available and easily obtainable homosexual jock-on-jock gay sex activities and possibilities. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock rarely is rejected due to the inebriated state of his jock-buddy, his own young, fit, gym-ripped body, his school-wide reputation for being a "ladies-man", and his charm and charisma that tends to get females and males to comply with his wishes, suggestions, and desires.
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by Cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock August 16, 2011
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