slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

by kita x3 December 30, 2008

widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.

at home, her widows comforter awaits her.

by Kkrrp January 15, 2012

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

by mike.tython May 6, 2014

Cumfort food

Aphrodisiac comfort food

Yo them Oyster look proper Cumfort Food

by Call elated March 6, 2018

cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.

The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.

by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022

Comfortee

The person trying to comfort someone that someone being the comforted

Person 1: Jeez. This work is stressful
Person 2: Hey person 1 you ok?
Person 1: Not really, there's a lot of unfinished work that I have to get done by tomorrow

Person 2: There there, you have a bunch of time before the deadline, just try to clear your head. I'll be your comfortee of sorts
Person 1: Thank you, Person 2 :)

by GeoLazer April 23, 2023