cumfart

Upon having sex with a male's anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the boy is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.

George released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping his anus.

by Meattenheimer March 29, 2008

Cumfart

When a man (probably homosexual) or woman drop trou, squeeze out a fart and seaman is fired from there anus - which may possibly land inside a wide-set vagina and cause pregnancy which will produce a child known as a "son of a Cumfart".

1. "Are you feeling uncumfartable?"

"Little bit Ameigo"

"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"

2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"

"Awww man that sounds insane"

"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"

"Lucky fucker"

"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"

"Uh-oh"

"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"

by relaxingCumfartabley March 28, 2010

comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

by tsizzley December 29, 2010

slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

by kita x3 December 30, 2008

cumfartpenis

When a fucking fag types random God damn words because it "funny"

Guy 1: cumfartpenis
Guy 2: Are you fucking stupid?

by A_little_trollage September 29, 2021

cumeater

a person who is down to do anything even eat cum

ay that evan is such a cumeater

by NotDaBaby December 20, 2022

widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.

at home, her widows comforter awaits her.

by Kkrrp January 15, 2012