Dirty Cumes

pronounced coo-mez. When you get all wild and crazy and stay up past 9 p.m. and go to sleep with mockit milk on your upper lip.

Joe pulled a dirty cumes again last night, he's out of control

by fafafooohi December 8, 2004

Cumosapien

Someone who ejaculates too much.

I'm watching Pornhub with another Cumosapien. Leave me alone mom!

by BuckOfTheEye April 5, 2021

Cumoseptical

Any person place or thing that the Cuomo brothers have deposited their body fluids in and on or around.

I wouldn’t apply for that job who wants to be looked at as a Cumoseptical.

by Rngemup April 11, 2021

cueeos

The stupidest way to write Cheetos when your in a rush. I got your back

I WANT specifically THOSE HOT CUEEOS!

by AndreaoOk May 18, 2021

cumestible

Tasty "man milk" dat a cock-hungry chick loves to savor 'n' swallow during oral sex.

Most male humans can only produce a few drops of sperm at a time, and so a jizz-thirsty hussy may need to perform fellatio on multiple studs in suckcession --- I mean, "succession" --- if she hopes to truly satisfy her appetite for said craved cumestible.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

Cumboss

Evan is a master of the cumming, he cums all day, and all night and sometimes makes a cumboss while having fun with his stepmom.

Evan created a cumboss on his stepmom, whilst having sex

by Simon Dog February 6, 2023

Cumposer

Fakes the moan

Moan sound, A cumposer is here

by Nova_lynn February 21, 2024