conditioner

a tool used for jacking off in the shower

You know when your a Jon when you use conditioner daily.

by tarzan and jane October 4, 2009

Ghetto Air Conditioner

Nown.

1) Any attempt to cool a home or office with the use of a NON-condensed freon unit.

2) The concept that an oversized fan will cool a home or office when all it does is blow hot air and paperwork all over the office.

Beth: "What is that buzzing sound and why is the building shaking violently?"
Judith: "Josh installed a Ghetto Air conditioner, the compressor is broken on the roof and we need 3 quotes before it is approved by finance for repair."
Beth: "That Josh is great with GHAC repair"
Thomas: "LOL"

by thommy_boyz June 4, 2008

Norwegian Air Conditioner

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.

Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!

by QueerbaitKinngs August 19, 2010

Houston Air Conditioner

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.

It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

by hbmn June 29, 2011

Conditionerize

The act of conditioning your hair

I forgot to conditionerize my hair so it looks gross

by jacjacdaniels April 23, 2010

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Cuntitioner

Offensive, noun. Operator of cunts (vaginas, female genitalia).

That Dan is a right Cuntitioner!

by kertova December 16, 2010