Cumberbumble

A word invented on the spot by a stoned person to make a point, ie 'Cumberbumbling'. Often prefaced by a pause as the person tries to figure out an actual word to say and fails. Most often paired with words such as 'like', 'shit man' and 'woah'.

"That blunt was so fat I...kisjefugh...fuck."
"Dude, that was such a cumberbumble."

by Pseudiddlyudynym February 19, 2012

Cumderful

Like cumtastic it’s is used when something is even more wonderful that it would be an understatement to call it that

Discovered this word from me and bestie aris.confetti when texting

Person 1: You look very cumderful today!!
Person 2: Thanks!!

by Arisfavkid July 27, 2022

cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

Cummerbund

The little ruffle of remaining foreskin that encircles the head of the penis on a guy who is circumcised.

For extra sensation while masturbating, you can roll the cummerbund up and down.

by dnalor1 September 30, 2010

Dallas Cummerbund

When a man slaps a piece of chicken fried steak (or chicken) on his partner's midsection, cums on it and the chicken fried steak/chicken is consumed by either party or both.

My fiance and I decided to enjoy a Dallas cummerbund Friday night.

by Cummerbund Fan March 13, 2010

Cumberbomb

(v.) To be photobombed by Benedict Cumberbatch.

U2 got Cumberbombed at the Oscars in 2014.

by NomNomNomDePlume March 13, 2014