cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

by Morgella April 2, 2007

Cucamongous

Definition #1: A disease contracted in "the hood" whilst having intercourse with a "ratchet" "hoodrat".

Definition #2: A generic term to identify a grotesque disease.

Example Definition #1:
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Jigaboo Jones having sex with Susie Rottencrotch?

Person #2: Yeah, I heard that nigga got cucamongous.

Example Definition #2:
Person #1: Hey bro, I got something on my lip. Can you see what it is?

Person #2: That shit look like cucamongous, bruh! Get yo ass away from me!

by The Spectre July 10, 2014

cumcat

When you cum into a c.... you know what, no.

Steve:"Yo, I have a cumcat."
Mark:"Hell nah I am out of here!"

by JesusChristHimSelfNahYouDead January 5, 2021

sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009

RANCHO CUCAMONGA

Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.

There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.

1: Where are you from?

2: Rancho Cucamonga

1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?

2: Yes, and it is a real place!

by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005

Cumcannon

The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.

So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.

by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005

cumcake

A cake or cupcake that has cum for frosting. It's also a pancake or waffle that has cum for syrup.

I don't have any frosting or syrup, so I made some cumcakes.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017