Cum Catcher(s)

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load

As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.

by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021

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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

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Cum Catcher

A beard or goatee on the face of a man to make sure he gets every drop of seamen after performing fellatio.

Will was very careful to slurp every drop of white sticky and salty tasting high fructose porn syrup from his grey-haired cum catcher goatee after his deepthroat of Chris's hard spigot.

by Sunnync March 31, 2022

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