after cum catcher

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.

Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.

by atakan40 July 25, 2023

three holed cum catcher

used to describe a woman who loves sex or maybe a whore.

my girlfriend dumped me but it's ok she was just a three holed cum catcher anyway.

by badgerlicker April 15, 2009

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

cum catchers

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.

After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

CUM CACTHER

A tattoo that a female attains on her lower back that can come in handy for when having sex in the doggy style position for an area where a man can pull out and cum.

"Look Beckys got a cum cacther.. I wonder if she'll let me hit it..."

by Hemi1218 April 24, 2007

CUM CACTHER

When a person take sperm to the face

Kerry's hobbies on the CAC campus was being a cum cacther.

by DISMO July 6, 2006

Cum Catchers

The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.

That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.

by jZone September 24, 2004