Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

by RedWolve September 18, 2019

cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

Cucumber Tyrone

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.

Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.

by feeshna May 27, 2015

Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

by de-pube September 25, 2022

cucumber pants

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.

by Andrew DeLong September 19, 2005

Frosty Cucumber

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.

who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

by Lauren and Karl July 25, 2007