cuckoo egg

When you pick a big booger and put it into a passed out persons nose.....laying the cuckoo egg

When you pick a big booger and put it in a passed out persons nose....laying the cuckoo egg

by the don don April 28, 2014

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 2, 2019

CucKoo Bananas

cuckoo bananas is an expression usually said when something goes wrong or you make a certain mistake. Or simply just say the word because its fun saying it :P

"omg thats SO cuckoo bananas!"
or simply
"Holy crap im gonna go cuckoo bananas!"

by tHAT_d0rK101 November 28, 2007

cuckoo's nest

A rather humorous term for a woman's pussy.

I skipped right past the foreplay and put it right in the cuckoo's nest.

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.

That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.

by Meridianprice August 22, 2021

Cuckoo Roll

When you have a cuckoo roll, it is when you have become obsessed with something. Cuckoo roll is your obsession. (Stranger Things, a song, that cute person down the street, saving the turtles, etc.)

OMG, CHARLIE, EXTERNALIZING YOUR INSECURITIES IS YOUR CUCKOO ROLL!!!

Yes Frank, I'm telling you, gardening is my new cuckoo roll. It makes me feel alive!!

by NoneOfYourBusiness11 June 5, 2022

cuckoo fart

To let one go, immediately after another person has blown the muck trumpet in order to confuse the Smeller as to the perpetrator of the stench.

This morning my wife did a fart, so I let go a “cuckoo fart” and she thought it was hers,

by Ilovebananas65 May 30, 2019