Cumcow

In BDSM, used to call a slave that's forced to masturbate his penis all the time, making him produce more sperm.

How much times did you cum today, cumcow ?" "Only nine Mistress..." "Jerk more !"

by Pwnzorzzzz August 17, 2010

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

by Zarl June 23, 2009

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

cucopiss

Cucopiss. The act of eating coco puffs with your partner, whilst you shove them up their vaginal cavity as they're urinating.

Guy 1: Woah dude, you posted some wild shit on onlyfans last night!

Guy 2: Ya I know! Me and my girl decided to try cucopissing.

by Redheadbb June 23, 2021

Cuccinelling

The act of defecating onto your partners penis during sodomy.

Dude 1: "I heard the Virginia Gov. Candidate was defending the anti-sodomy statue in his state."

Dude 2: "He is probably just worried about his boyfriend Cuccinelling on him."

by geoffreyspike April 3, 2013

Cumcopter

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.

Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.

by jeff sc December 14, 2008

Cuckold

A man who finds arousement in watching his girlfriend/wife having sex with another man.

Damn, gotta find myself some of that cuckold porn. I just love that feel of hate-fapping!

by fatalerror248 November 3, 2013